i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
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I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
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As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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