I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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