I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
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Hippo gnu deer
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
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Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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