i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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