Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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