Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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