So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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