Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
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just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
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you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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