my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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