I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
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"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
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He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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