When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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