..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
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It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
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I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Panties = found
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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