Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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