This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
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They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
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You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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