thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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