idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
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either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
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but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
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