Do vagina's smell?
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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