His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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