i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
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I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
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And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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