Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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