You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
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you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
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There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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