I must be too annoying 4 u.
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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