So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
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You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
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I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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