I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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