Her vagina should come with caution tape.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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