You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
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I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
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People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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