I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Randomize
