I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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