Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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