He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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