Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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