Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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