HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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