Umm I'm too high to move.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
she pinky promised me she was 18
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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