Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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