bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
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HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
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I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize