I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
