If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
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