Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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