i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
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So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
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Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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