What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
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She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
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I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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