Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
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explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
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I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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