woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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