my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
Randomize
