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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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