I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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