when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
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So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
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It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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