i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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