Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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