Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
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Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
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im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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