The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
then he tried to convert me to islam
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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