Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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