He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
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I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
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Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Life without a bra equals bliss.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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