My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
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But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
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I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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