Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
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i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
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Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Sorry about my life...
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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